Press kit

Pen Fight

the unofficial sport of the last bench

the Indian school desk game, back in the browser. flick your pen, knock theirs off the desk, keep it.

everything on this page in one file: penfight-press-kit.zip (3 MB)

The game so far

counted on 1 september 2026 · updated every week

20,20,440matches played since 9 august 2026

that is a match every second, all day, every day, since the day it went up.

Class records

what one player, on their own, has managed.

Rivalries

two people who kept sitting back down.

the closest

Cven 25 24 yt

49 matches against each other, two and a half hours of them, and it finished one apart.

the longest

Diba 77 50 Sagnika

127 matches across eight days. they came back to the same desk every one of them.

Pictures

click one for the full-size file. all of them, plus the twelve pen photographs, are in the zip.

The story

Everyone who sat on a last bench played this. Two pens on a desk, you flick yours into theirs, and whoever's pen goes off the edge has lost. Nobody taught it. The kid next to you did it once and you copied him.

The part people forget is that it was played for keeps. You put your pen down, and if you lost, it was theirs. That is the whole game here. Eleven kids on the bench, the Trimax at the end of it, and nothing to win but pens.

We did not draw the pens. We photographed them, and the game reads the barrel out of the photograph. The Megatop wobbles because it was always top-heavy. The Trimax will not roll because its barrel is a triangle. A guessed colour and a guessed weight drift from the pen you actually held, and then it is not your pen any more.

  • The blackboard keeps the score, in chalk, next to the thought for the day.
  • Win the championship and it turns around: the class comes to take the Trimax off you.
  • Your 045 can never be lost. Everything else can.

Ready-made words are in the fact sheet. The notice board has the long explainers.